06/09/10

British officials, citing worries that singer Chris Brown might pose a danger to British citizens because of his conviction involving the beating of the singer Rihanna, barred him from entering the United Kingdom for concerts this week. When reached for comment, an incredulous Brown exclaimed, "What? It ain't like my name Chris van der Sloot up in here!"

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