06/08/10

It was recently reported that, on May 22, in what was described as an "intimate ceremony at home," Alanis Morissette married. While not much is known about the groom, sources say that he stands 15 hands high and is hopeful that he and Morissette will spawn a strong contender in time for the running of the 2014 Kentucky Derby.

When asked what he thought of his former girlfriend's new marriage, Dave Coulier declined to comment. When further pressed for a reaction, the former "Full House" star attempted to change the subject by doing a Bullwinkle impression before angrily pantomiming to reporters and telling them to "Cut... it... out..."

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