06/02/10

CNN reports that a "new flow of oil emerged from BP's damaged undersea well in the Gulf of Mexico on Tuesday evening after a remote-controlled submarine successfully cut into the well's riser pipe." Meanwhile, in language news, "successfully" now means the opposite of what it formerly meant.

Also making headlines, Al and Tipper Gore announced their separation after 40 years together. Responding to the news, an exasperated Bill Clinton said, "What's the big deal? I mean I haven't even been in the same room as my wife since November of 2000..."

All right, we have a great show tonight: Robert Duvall and Big Boi are here!